tonight on a special Fear Factor..

Edward D Katz, a stay-at-home pet, will attempt
to leap from the shelf onto the Xmas tree without breaking a
ornament, light or any branches.......a leap of about three feet!

Emcee: Eddie you are to go on the count of three, your dad will
not be paying attention at that time

Eddie: REEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOW......

Em: ONE, TWO..........THREE!

(whoosh sound, crash, then the sound of cat paws running off in the distance)

Dad: What the ........

Emcee: Stay tuned for our next program 'When Animals Attack-
Xmas trees'