Dear Smudge,

I'm confoozled. Your meowmie gave you oil from an emu to help you with a problem caused by a duck? I don't understand hoomins. My meowmie gets it, though.

She asked me to paw for both of us that we like your spikey 'do and your pretty grey color, and we hope your itchy spot feels much better soon.

Purrs,
Cassie Cat and Elyse