A henpecked husband who's had a few is driving home one night when he's pulled over by a police officer.

"Excuse me, sir; may I ask where you've been tonight?"

"Why, out for an evening, officer," stammers the man.

"That's what I thought," says the officer. "It looks like you've had a little too much to drink this evening."

"That's possible," answers the driver.

"Did you realize," asks the police officer, folding his arms across his chest, "that your wife fell out of the car two traffic lights back?"

"Oh, thank heavens," the man sighs in relief. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."