OMG I have to laugh. Fat??? All I need to do is look in the mirror.

I've been very seriously dieting since coming back from vacation. All I crave is a big juicy hamburger - you know, the kind where the juice runs down your arm??? Yes, please with everything including dill pickle. Mmmmm, I can just taste it now.
OK, so this is not breakfast food, but who makes up the rules on what you can eat for breakfast????
Canadian bacon anyone??
Oh yes... **plunk**** here's a couple of bottle of my home made Baileys for the coffee.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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