Christmas Tree...What 's a Christmas tree?!

I know I have this giant cat toy that couldn't possibly pass for a Christmas Tree because the lights are pulled askew, the only ornaments are on the very top of the tree..the rest were pulled down and are now scattered across the living room and kitchen, and I think I have more pine needles on the floor than on the tree. Christmas Tree...I don't have a Christams Tree...I have a cool, cheap, giant Cat Tree/Toy!!