Mutts like Heinzer know how to strut their stuff, they are the best of all dogs, tails up high, noses to the air sniffing, long floppy ears, beady little eyes, & a nose for trouble. Well, there sure was trouble to be found that day, at the big Pet Talk Barbecue and Picnic, what with all those people chatting with each other, dogs wandering around, and all that tempting food just sitting there ...

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