Candace - speaking of doctors - brings back another for me. This is a story my mother told me, and I always got a good chuckle out of it.

When my mother was just a little kid, she had polio - and it affected one leg. Two of her doctors were named:

Dr. Foote
&
Dr. Legg

It's too silly to be made up. Besides - Ma never would have thought of anything that clever (bless her heart).