Politics and religion.

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The guy in the purple tie over the prez' left shoulder looked like he wanted to cry.

That was John Boehner, Speaker of the House.

He was fighting the "Stand and Clap" device the previous Speaker of the House installed. She couldnt feel normal prompts because of her unusual amount of Botox treatments, so she had a broken broom handle with splinters installed to prompt her like a Jack in the Box. Unfortunately Boehner could. The libs where to cheap to remove Pelosi's splintery piece of wood prompter.

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He was fighting the "Stand and Clap" device the previous Speaker of the House installed. She couldnt feel normal prompts because of her unusual amount of Botox treatments, so she had a broken broom handle with splinters installed to prompt her like a Jack in the Box. Unfortunately Boehner could. The libs where to cheap to remove Pelosi's splintery piece of wood prompter.

I thought it was taser sewn into the seat.