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[Alysser]

Mikey would be happy to take you Callie! That pic is priceless.

[catnapper]

But guys, you have no idea what I have to put up with. My "new" stuffy? Christmas clearance. I'll get a Valentine toy sometime in March. Hmph.

Sure, I have fun with the boy, but he's only here sometimes. When he's not here, I have to content myself with sleeping and chasing da cats. That gets old after a while.

The only good thing is that I am the only dog. I mean, can you imagine the doggy 0neglect if there were two of us?

Callie! such hard words! I do stock up on clearance stuffies, only so you can always have a new stuffy. One is decimated? Another one appears magically from the storage chest. They all have working squeakers and the soft fur that you prefer.

As for being the only dog, please tell them how JEALOUS you are of any other doggy!

and I do believe you get walks. and you do more than sleep and chase kitties. Just today you were all hunting squirrels!