The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of
hunting season.

Or pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand.

Puzzled, the pastor said, "I don't get it. Last Sunday many of
you said you were missing because of hunting season. I had the
whole congregation pray for your deer."

One hunter groaned, "Well, it worked. They're all safe."
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A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were on their way to Heaven.
God told them that the stairway to Heaven was 1000 steps, and that
on every 5th step He would tell them a joke. He told them not to
laugh at any of the jokes along the way or else they would not be
able to enter Heaven.

The brunette went first and started laughing on the 45th step, so
she could not enter Heaven.

The redhead went next and started laughing on the 200th step, so
she could not enter Heaven either.

Then, it was the blonde's turn. When she got to the 999th step,
she started laughing.

"Why are you laughing?" God asked. "I didn't tell a joke."

"I know," the blonde replied. "I just got the first joke."