I wanna run wild
Kitty, it's cold outside
And act like a child
Kitty, it's cold outside
I wanna chase mice and birds all day
The mice and birds have gone away
Claustrophobia makes me jumpy
Your bed's all cold and lumpy
The neighbors will feed me too
That's something they shouldn't do
The road to "inside" is bumpy
You need to trust me, honey
The only good about it is you
I'll see you through

A cat needs some space
Kitty, it's wet out there
And has to save face
What can you get out there?
But I get so tired of mud and snow
You've got a better place to go
I want to be a lynx or a bobcat
You can't convince me of that
Not soft from an easy ride
We'll let that slide
That tuna smells good
Kitty, it should, 'cause it's cold outside!

Come home, Hoodini!

Love, Columbine