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Q: Where do snowmen go to dance?
A: Snowballs!
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I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
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"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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I heard this joke today and I have to admit, it took me a minute!
Why don't acrobats perform in the winter?
Because they only do somersaults!
Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
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AIRPORT SCREENING STATISTICS
Year to date statistics on TSA airport screening -
from the Department of Homeland Security:
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
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AIRPORT SCREENING STATISTICS
Though those numbers are fairly accurate,
don't forget that 11 of those people were individually responsible,
for having 4 or more of the noted items.
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Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
A: I'm stuck on you!
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Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.
I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!
Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!
"That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas
"We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet
Cassie's Catster page: http://www.catster.com/cats/448678
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