
Originally Posted by
Grace
HERE is the article from last evening. It does not appear to have been updated since then.
Thanks, Grace. I just read it. Did you read the "comments" sent in by readers following the article? Sound like some Pet Talk threads!
- "Only an insane person would live with twelve cats." and then "Only an insane person would have no cats."
I especially like this one, submitted by alert reader Andy Jacobs:
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Andy Jacobs
Posted 9 hours ago
On the 12th day of Catmas,
my true love gave to me
Twelve cats a crying,
Eleven emergecy responders,
Ten sirens blaring,
Nine lives a leaping,
Eight neighbors watching,
Seven windows broken,
Six hundred gallons of water,
Five 911 Calls,
Four -ty thousand dollars damage,
Three emergency vehicles,
Two reporters typing,
And a story on Christmas Eve
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...a story with the ending ".. and they all lived happily ever after!"
I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"
Death thought about it.
CATS, he said eventually. CATS ARE NICE.
-- Terry Pratchett (1948—2015), Sourcery
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