Sometimes I wonder about myself......

[kitten645]

I'm laughing as I read these. The watermellons had me LMAO.
I too have left the house with two different shoes only to realize it when I was at work!
I've left the house without pants onOk it was the eighties and I had on one of those super long sweaters that could have been a mini dress however thankfully the "draft on my aft" alerted me to the situation.
I spend alot of time saying "What is WRONG with people?" but most times I'm thinking "What is wrong with ME?"
LOL

[krazyaboutkatz]

These are all great stories.

I went to work not knowing that I had a big hole in the back of my jeans. A male co-worker said "Are you wearing pink underwear?" I said "How do you know?" He said "Because I can see it through the hole in your jeans." I was so embarassed. This was in Sept. and it was warm enough for me not to wear a jacket. Luckily I kept a jacket on my chair so I could tie it around me. By the time I got home, the hole had gotten a lot larger. Now I try to make a habit of inspecting my jeans before I put them on.

I'm sure I've had many other mishaps in my life but I can't think of any more right now.

[pomtzu]

Lots of stupid stunts here - I don't feel quite so bad now.

Oh - the sweatshirts came clean of their down covering, so all is well.

I've also done the pink undies (at least they weren't grey, Liz) and kleenex in the pocket routine.

A few others:
The time I made a special trip into town to get cash from the ATM, only to realize when I got there, that my card was at home on my desk.

The time I purchased an item at a store, paid for it at the register, and left the bag sitting at the register.

Made a vet appointment for one pet, and took a different one in. My vet still laughs about that one!

[Cataholic]

The watermelon rolling out of the car is so dern funny!!!

[lvpets2002]

Yup that sounds like a few stunts I have done..

Yes bought items at a Target in Weatherford = a town 30 min away from me ok == Then I drive all the way home to find out the purchased items are still at the Target Store.. I call them & they said people do that all the time.. They saved the bag of stuff for me && yes I drove all the way back over to Weatherford to the store..

Also left my purse in a Groc Store Shopping cart too one time.. Yup also in Weatherford & then had to drive all the way back..

Lots of stupid stunts here - I don't feel quite so bad now.

Oh - the sweatshirts came clean of their down covering, so all is well.

I've also done the pink undies (at least they weren't grey, Liz) and kleenex in the pocket routine.

A few others:
The time I made a special trip into town to get cash from the ATM, only to realize when I got there, that my card was at home on my desk.

The time I purchased an item at a store, paid for it at the register, and left the bag sitting at the register.

Made a vet appointment for one pet, and took a different one in. My vet still laughs about that one!

[gini]

I am really glad that you were able to save your new sweatshirts. This type of thing makes you nuts doesn't it? You feel as though you are spinning your wheels not getting anywhere.

I especially liked the watermelon trick - (backwards) bowling watermelons - just look at her score!!!

Whenever I cook I always have a dishtowel on my left shoulder. It is so handy to wipe your hands on it as you move around and chop and mix.
One day I needed something last minute at the store, so I jumped in the car, went to the market, went all over the market, bought my items and was headed back to my car. I ran into a neighbor in the parking lot
and she kept looking at my shoulder - finally I looked too - and there was this wet and greasy dishtowel.

Nice, Gini, really nice!! Attractive yet greasy!!

[Medusa]

Laundry is where most of my screw ups occur. Somehow I usually manage to toss something red in w/light colors. When my son was younger, he said to me "Mom, I'll do my own laundry. You always "shrink and pink" it.

[pomtzu]

Laundry is where most of my screw ups occur. Somehow I usually manage to toss something red in w/light colors. When my son was younger, he said to me "Mom, I'll do my own laundry. You always "shrink and pink" it.

I seem to remember a story about eye shadow and lipstick Ms Mary.

Yup - I have to agree with others - the watermelon oops was a good one!