I'm laughing as I read these. The watermellons had me LMAO.
I too have left the house with two different shoes only to realize it when I was at work!
I've left the house without pants onOk it was the eighties and I had on one of those super long sweaters that could have been a mini dress however thankfully the "draft on my aft" alerted me to the situation.
I spend alot of time saying "What is WRONG with people?" but most times I'm thinking "What is wrong with ME?"
LOL