Why do cats purr & meow?
Because they like to speak Swahili (Purr=feed me, Meow=feed me)
Why do we call Americans, YANKS ????
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Why do cats purr & meow?
Because they like to speak Swahili (Purr=feed me, Meow=feed me)
Why do we call Americans, YANKS ????
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Why do we call Americans Yanks ???
Because Yankee doodle went to town a riding on a pony, stuck a feather in his hat & called it macaroni.
Why do we call Australians (aliens) (ooppss) Aussies?
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Because Aussies are SOOOOOOOOOO cool.Originally Posted by Bonny
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb ????
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None, it is on the honey to do list, only men can change lightbulbs.Because Aussies are SOOOOOOOOOO cool.
How many women does it take to change a lightbulb ????
How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?????????????
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Two. One to hold the light bulb, another to turn him around.
How many skunks live under Tiger Wood's house ????
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There aren't any skunks under Tiger Wood's house because he no longer owns a house.
Why do vampires suck blood???
I'm just your imagination
Because mud isn't as tasty.
Why do ghosts say BOO???
No matter what anyone does, someone some where will be offended some how!!!!
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