Two Aussies, Bob and Wombat, were adrift in a lifeboat.
While rummaging through the boat's provisions,
Wom stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed the
lamp vigorously and a genie came forth. This genie,
however, stated that he could only deliver one wish,
not the standard three.

Wom immediately blurted out, "Turn the entire ocean
into Fosters beer."

The genie clapped his hands with a deafening crash, and
immediately the sea turned into beer and the genie vanished.

Only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the
stillness as the two men considered their circumstances.

Bob looked disgustedly at Wom whose wish had been
granted. After a long, tension-filled moment Bob said,
"Nice going Wom! ........Now we're going to have to pee in the boat."