This is my quandry.

[Daisy and Delilah]

RICHARD, you have done EVERYTHING RIGHT here.. (in fact, you're the one who has done everything, period!).

Let these idiots come and scout out the leavings.. and show up at the hearing..

Just smile and don't say a thing.

I really like Helene's idea of you wearing a set of Clown glasses with the big nose and hairdo to the hearing!

Don't say a word. Just keep smiling.

I agree. Couldn't have said it better!!

[wombat2u2004]

Let me know if they are coming back Richard....I can send you some real good boobytrap ideas

[RICHARD]

Let me know if they are coming back Richard....I can send you some real good boobytrap ideas

I am just going to tape a note to the inside of the trashcans telling them "Is this what you are reduced to?"

The Street and Maintenance division frowns on diggin up the rarmac for punji pit placement?

[lvpets2002]

There ya go Richard & you have the right idea.. Laughing my butt off here..

I am just going to tape a note to the inside of the trashcans telling them "Is this what you are reduced to?"

The Street and Maintenance division frowns on diggin up the rarmac for punji pit placement?

[momoffuzzyfaces]

You need to rig the lid it so it laughs histerically when they lift the lid off!!! BWAAAAA HAAAAAA HAAAAA!!!
Of course, that may scare the crap out of your trash collector.

[wombat2u2004]

I am just going to tape a note to the inside of the trashcans telling them "Is this what you are reduced to?"

The Street and Maintenance division frowns on diggin up the rarmac for punji pit placement?

Hee hee....what about a dollar note thats been rubbed with poison ivy, placed carefully on the bin lid ???
Take advantage of their greed mate.

[RICHARD]

Hee hee....what about a dollar note thats been rubbed with poison ivy, placed carefully on the bin lid ???
Take advantage of their greed mate.

I put out the trash late this time!

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Update!


Yesterday was a 'continue the case' day in court.

I still do not know when I will have to move, but I am not going anywhere until Nov. 30 at the least.

I am not going to kill myself cleaning up the house/yard for a deadline I know nothing about...so, I am making up my own.


Wow, I am tired and want to sleep for a week, I can't afford it now....LOL, I wake up every few hours to add another chore to the list.

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Thanks to everyone who is following this thread. I only thought this happened in the movies.