Memo From the IG's: Please Help Us! Our Mom is MEAN! *pics*

[GILL]

OK, the CREW is ready to go, all 26, I think we need a bus.

[momcat]

OK, the CREW is ready to go, all 26, I think we need a bus.

The Catmobile will be tuned up, oil changed, tires inflated, windshield washer full, tires rotated, coolant level checked, and fully stocked with warm blankets, soft pillows, clean litter boxes, tons of food, and on the road by November 1. The CREW will get a call on their cell phones when the Catmobile reaches their neighborhood.

[Twisterdog]

The Catmobile will be tuned up, oil changed, tires inflated, windshield washer full, tires rotated, coolant level checked, and fully stocked with warm blankets, soft pillows, clean litter boxes, tons of food, and on the road by November 1. The CREW will get a call on their cell phones when the Catmobile reaches their neighborhood.

Oooooh boy .... we wonder what Mom's going to say when she opens the door and there's cats and cats and cats on the porch!?

You all are nice kitties, right? Cuz we're kind of little, shy dogs, and kitties kind of scare us sometimes. Our barks are, um .... well, frankly ... WAY worse then our bites. (Cuz we don't have any bites.)

Rocky, Gia and Iggy
The Weenies

[cassiesmom]

Oooooh boy .... we wonder what Mom's going to say when she opens the door and there's cats and cats and cats on the porch!?

You all are nice kitties, right? Cuz we're kind of little, shy dogs, and kitties kind of scare us sometimes. Our barks are, um .... well, frankly ... WAY worse then our bites. (Cuz we don't have any bites.)

Rocky, Gia and Iggy
The Weenies

Dear Rocky, Gia and Iggy,
Cassie is a little shy with new friends. Once she gets used to you though, you will be fine. She will hide for a bit and then she will explore

[momcat]

There's absolutely nothing to worry about, Puppy Pals. We're a very nice group of kitties and we're teaming up to help you resolve your awful situation. Your Mom isn't going to suddenly find a multitude of cats on the porch, We'll be picking you up in our eco-friendly hybrid Catmobile so that our discussions about your case will be private and your attorney - client priveledge will be secure. By the way, do you guys like fried chicken?

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer

[Twisterdog]

There's absolutely nothing to worry about, Puppy Pals. We're a very nice group of kitties and we're teaming up to help you resolve your awful situation. Your Mom isn't going to suddenly find a multitude of cats on the porch, We'll be picking you up in our eco-friendly hybrid Catmobile so that our discussions about your case will be private and your attorney - client priveledge will be secure. By the way, do you guys like fried chicken?

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer

CCCCHHHHHIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKKKKEEEEENNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

[cassiesmom]

CCCCHHHHHIIIIIIICCCCCCKKKKKKKEEEEENNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!

Dear Iggy, Gia and Rocky,

Here is how my food lady makes chicken for me. She said she would make some extra for you too.

I am not allowed to have onions. The doctor said they are a health hazard for cats. So when my food lady cooks chicken, she cooks a a little piece for me as a treat in the pan first, while hers is marinating (she usually uses Italian dressing as a marinade and the label lists onion as an ingredient). Then she cooks hers while my piece cools down. When mine is cool enough for me to eat, and hers is done, we both eat. My food lady usually buys boneless, skinless chicken breasts, a couple at a time and takes them from the freezer as we need them. We hope you like chicken made that way.

Purrs,
Cassie Cat

[Twisterdog]

Dear Iggy, Gia and Rocky,

Here is how my food lady makes chicken for me. She said she would make some extra for you too. ... Purrs, Cassie Cat

ddddrrrrrooooollllllssssss

We don't get anything like that.

But, I guess that would take a lot of chicken .... cuz we have five other doggie brothers and sisters, too. Eight pooches is a lot to cook chicken for!