No I don't go to church any more. Have not gone in years. I sent my kids to a private Lutheran school and when my daughter was in second grade her married teacher was having some fun time with the married principle.
That kind of soured me. It was a very very big scandle.
But even more then that was their attitude of being better then everyone. Better then the Catholics and every other religion, they were the TRUE religion they had all the answers. Every one else was wrong and by the way the earth was only 5000 years old. How frigging crazy is that?
Why thank you for saying I am nice looking? Do you want to get together for lunch. I promise not to flash you. Just make sure I don't have more then two Lemon Drops because after that, all bets are off.
Do bring an extra pair of panties, we will be laughing a lot.