Ten Cat Commandments

[momcat]

Karen, that is great! A few of them made me laugh out loud.

Other possibilities:

Cats were once worshiped as gods, we have never forgotten this.
Cats don't have owners, we have staff.
Dogs come when you call, we cats take a message and get back to you.

[todd]

thats great

[Null]

"I can and will change my preferences any time I choose. That food that I ate readily for weeks may see my upturned nose at any time. You must then make a pilgrimage to find a new brand that meets my favor."

To the list of "my"s I would add "chair." As in, "That nice new computer chair you just bought suits me fine. The old stood in the corner is for your use."

[Karen]

Thanks folks! I'll have to redo the list. Any other additions, or things I could drop from the original ten?

[astrid]

"You can forget about waking up late"

[dehlers43]

Um, I don't think you can limit the number to 10.....LOL

[cassiesmom]

And if we enjoy one brand of food, please do not change the brand.

Corollary: I reserve the right to decide at any time that I no longer like the brand of food you have been buying.

I like routine, I have my territory, and I especially like routine in my territory.

I don't think you can limit the number to 10.....LOL

Corollary: I am a cat! Limits do not apply

"You can forget about waking up late"

I decide what time breakfast is served. Be prepared, food lady!