Ten Cat Commandments

[astrid]

Karen, have you been interviewing Sophie?

I'd like to add:
There's no such thing as "your" furniture, "your" keyboard, "your" pillow, "your" blanket or "your" tuna

[catmandu]

From the Found Cats Hotel We Cats go wherever We please and We please wherever We go.

[momcat]

Karen, that is great! A few of them made me laugh out loud.

Other possibilities:

Cats were once worshiped as gods, we have never forgotten this.
Cats don't have owners, we have staff.
Dogs come when you call, we cats take a message and get back to you.

[todd]

thats great

[Null]

"I can and will change my preferences any time I choose. That food that I ate readily for weeks may see my upturned nose at any time. You must then make a pilgrimage to find a new brand that meets my favor."

To the list of "my"s I would add "chair." As in, "That nice new computer chair you just bought suits me fine. The old stood in the corner is for your use."

[Karen]

Thanks folks! I'll have to redo the list. Any other additions, or things I could drop from the original ten?

[astrid]

"You can forget about waking up late"