Ten Cat Commandments

[Freedom]

Karen, thanks for sharing. Gave me a very big grin on this Saturday morning! LOL

[catmandu]

And if we enjoy one brand of food, please do not change the brand , as we Cats hate changes we like eating the same thing day in and day out.
Although treats like Roast Chicken and Steak are welcome any time.
We love to have new places to sleep so new furniture is welcome as long as our old bedding goes on top.
At please at least one full dish per Two Cats , there is a limit to our sharing instincts.

[astrid]

Karen, have you been interviewing Sophie?

I'd like to add:
There's no such thing as "your" furniture, "your" keyboard, "your" pillow, "your" blanket or "your" tuna

[catmandu]

From the Found Cats Hotel We Cats go wherever We please and We please wherever We go.

[momcat]

Karen, that is great! A few of them made me laugh out loud.

Other possibilities:

Cats were once worshiped as gods, we have never forgotten this.
Cats don't have owners, we have staff.
Dogs come when you call, we cats take a message and get back to you.

[todd]

thats great

[Null]

"I can and will change my preferences any time I choose. That food that I ate readily for weeks may see my upturned nose at any time. You must then make a pilgrimage to find a new brand that meets my favor."

To the list of "my"s I would add "chair." As in, "That nice new computer chair you just bought suits me fine. The old stood in the corner is for your use."