My tiny black cat was trying to sneak into one of the ‘no cat areas’ in our house and my mom spotted her and said “Just because you act like a ninja and look like a ninja does not mean you are a ninja.” IMMD
Our campus has a bronze statue of Daniel Boone with two hounds. I was walking my dog by the statue and she was very wary of the bronze hounds. She approached them slowly and proceeded to sniff each of their metallic butts. She deemed them a non-threat and trotted off to check out the fire hydrant. IMMD.
Someone I know named their two black poodles Lord Voldermort which he thought was great until the day they both ran off in the park and wouldn’t come back, he was stood by the gate repeatedly yelling in an angry voice “Come Lord Voldermort”, an eight year old walked out the park and said “You do know the books aren’t real *don’t you*?” When he told me IMMD.
i recently got a huge rot puppy. most people walk far far away from him due to his bark…however, when small kittens or children come up to him, he lays flat on the ground and crawls over to see them. pancake mode totally MMD
From spidermanmov:
Never sit in loose fitting-shorts without underwear when there is a cat about that likes playing with dangling objects. #LFMF
When your dog doesn't pee much during his walk, don't be so happy. He has peed somewhere in your house and you don't know it yet. #LFMF
When using a Weed Wacker on your lawn, ALWAYS check your dog hasn't been out first. #LFMF
When shutting up a room to keep your cat away from your smaller pets, make sure you shut the cat out, not in. Your cat will have an AWESOME day. Your pet budgies and mice will not. #LFMF