Dear Edwina,

If you really want to make your human wonder about you, do what I do - drink your water with your paws!! For years I have refused to drink water unless I scoop it out of my water dish in one of my front paws. It takes a looong time to get enough water but it's worth it to see the look on her face!!

Yours in catliness,

Lynnseed Enigma (tabby)