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Dexter's diary: entry two: September 15, 2010.
Today, I was a stinker. I grabbed ahold of mama's foot, about to attack and play with it, and it scared her and she kicked her foot, not knowing it was me. I flew through the air, And gosh, landed on the coffee table. Sheesh... peoplez. Then I climbed on top of the Television. It was fun. I'm 9 years old, by the way! well anyway, I scared Mama to death, she was trying to get me off of my tv. I clearly said no by jumping on her head, and she ran around the room screaming, Dexter!!! You scared the daylights out of me!!! Please get off my head!! and when she ran by the tv I jumped back on. She was stumped and left. Then she came back and I jumped off, onto the fish tank. It fell off it's table. Oops. Me almost kill fishy! Luckily, Mama ran and got the tank up. It had a lid and was plastic. Fred (the fish) was safe.... this time. But my fish snack won't get away next time. Now I took a nap..a long nap. From 11:00am until 12:00. now i'm hungry. I go eat some food, and see a couple bugs that came in here. How did they get on my territory? Oh yeah I forgot, that's Brandy and Mandy with their two new youngins, Goldberg & Bear. My mama has pet bugs, and releases them... and finds more. Hehe, every cat's killing all the bugs 'round here, so you seldom see'em. But they eat your cat food if they get loose from their tank! (which is ANOTHER plastic tank with a lid... in mama's room) So I had better finish'em off. Let's see... wait.... Let me pick them up! I scooped them up with the top of my paw and threw them in my water. He! So they go. Oh no! Here mama comes. I better hide the evidence I did it. I'll turn over my water bowl. Yup, there. Now she will thing an evil wind turned it over and the water drowned them. Oooh I better go take a nap. Bye bye!
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