Our PT joke thread

[CatsMeow]

how you know when love fades?

A man was sitting on the sofa watching tv when he heard his wife's voice from the kitchen: "what would you like for dinner, love? Chicken, beef or lamb?"

he said, "thank you; i'll have chicken."

she said "---- you. You're having soup. I was talking to the cat."

ahahahahaha har har ahahaa

[wombat2u2004]

A father and son went hunting together for the first time.
The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."
A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran
back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet."

The boy, bless his heart, answered;

"Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet.
I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.
I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder.
I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me.
I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat.
I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching.

But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said,
'Should we eat them here or take them with us?'

" Well, I guess I just panicked "

[lvpets2002]

Too Funny Good One

A father and son went hunting together for the first time.
The father said: "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be across the field."
A few minutes later the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran
back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father asked. "I told you to be quiet."

The boy, bless his heart, answered;

"Look, I was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet.
I was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck.
I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed over my shoulder.
I closed my eyes and held my breath when the wasp stung me.
I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat.
I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching.

But when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said,
'Should we eat them here or take them with us?'

" Well, I guess I just panicked "

[Catty1]

A new supermarket opened here recently.

It has an automatic water mister to keep produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows moo and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks.

In the sea-food area the scent of salt water and the sound of waves lapping a...t the shore and sea gulls calling over-head.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked read & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.