Dear Gorgeous Gabe,

Ask your Mom to move the new water dish to the top of the humidifer or at least next to it. Location, location, location. Right Winny?
I passed on your suggestion. She said she has another idea of where to put it. Where doesn't the sun shine? She says it is one thing for me to have room service in her (?????) bedroom when the dogs are here but.....

There's lots of room and so she has to unplug a lamp?? I can see in the dark. She reads too much anyway!

I think what she doesn't understand is just how much fun it is for me to make her (and poppa!) move the tank for me. (I'm a bit of a control freak.) And the water may look yucky to her but it's yummy to me!

And if I have to hear what she paid for the fountain one more time I'll.....(it didn't help when she saw it in a catalog for $12 less!)

She's threatening to cut me off the dehumidifier to try and force me to use the fountain more. Any ideas on what I should do if she tries?

Your waterlogged Winny