In all seriousness here............

About 7 or 8 years ago, there was a man that lived not too far from here, that was found dead in his apartment, with several of his Monitor lizards, feasting on him. Authorities didn't feel that the lizards had actually killed him (one was 6' long), but they got hungry after he died and..........well, the rest is history. He had 7 of them in his place (in varying sizes), and also 2 cats. The cats were found unharmed. I never did hear the results of the autopsy, but they think he got a blood infection from a bite from one of them, and that's what killed him. He was only in his 40's, and he was obsessed with them, and let them roam free thru his residence.

I can't imagine finding such a gruesome scene when they finally found him...