A nurse in a hospital was making her morning rounds. She entered Mr. Smith's room and found him finishing his breakfast.

"How was your breakfast, Mr. Smith?" she asked.

"Well," he answered, "everything was delicious but I just can't get used to the taste of this Kentucky jelly."

"'Kentucky jelly'?" replied the nurse. "What is that? Was it on your meal tray?"

Mr. Smith reached over to the side of his breakfast tray and produced a packet labeled ... KY Jelly.