Let me tell you a little story.

Years ago, I was actively looking for a job. I had an interview with the Rabbi of a synagogue. Not thinking, I decided to change my voicemail message. Bad move...

"*splash, splash, rubber duck squeaking in the background*)

"Hi, sorry I can't come to the phone, but I'm in the jacuzzi my masseuse Sven. Leave your name and number and I'll call you back when we're out and dry."

Well, that job opportunity went down the toilet. The Rabbi left a message, "I guess you don't need the job THAT bad." He hung up.

Moral of the story...do NOT record any kind of vulgar, sexually explicit on your answering machine. You never know who you're calling.