Jack and his friends were playing golf one Saturday. As they are getting ready to tee off, a guy walks up and asks if he can join them. The friends look at each other, look at the guy and then welcome him. After a few holes the friends get curious about what the guy does for a living, so they ask him. The stranger replies that he is a hitman. They all laugh, but the guy insists that this is his occupation, and mentions that a gun is in his golf bag. He says that he carries it everywhere, and that they are welcome to take a look if they wish. Jack decides to check it out. He opens the bag and sure enough there is a rifle with a huge scope. Jack gets all excited and says, "WOW! I bet I can see my house through this scope! May I look??" The hitman gives him the O.K. so Jack looks and says, "Yeah! I CAN see my house! I can even see through the windows into my bedroom! There's my wife . . . but wait . . . what the heck is my next door neighbor doing with her in our bedroom!? . . . AND he's . . . NAKED!!! This really upsets Jack so he asks how much it would be for a hit. The hitman replies that his fee is $1,000.00 every time he pulls the trigger. Jack decides that he will buy two hits. "I want you to shoot my wife right in the mouth. She's always nagging at me and I can't stand it. Second, I want you to shoot my neighbor in the groin, just for screwing around with my wife." The hitman agrees, gears up and looks through the scope. He's looking for about 5 minutes until finally Jack starts to get really impatient and asks, "What are you waiting for??"

The hitman replies, "Relax . . . I'm about to save you a thousand bucks."