Politics and religion.

[Lady's Human]

Hmmmm.....Sen. Kerry might actually be learning! (Either that or the wife's lawyers stepped in)

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/...4scTAD9H7KVA81

[RICHARD]

There once was a senator from Nantucket.
When it came to taxes he said, "Forget it".
He just cannot be trusted
for non-paid taxes he was busted.
And the payment? no, he won't buck it......

[wombat2u2004]

There once was a senator from Nantucket.
When it came to taxes he said, "Forget it".
He just cannot be trusted
for non-paid taxes he was busted.
And the payment? no, he won't buck it......

Clap clap clap clap !!!! Well done Richard...I luv it

[RICHARD]

Clap clap clap clap !!!! Well done Richard...I luv it

LOL, YOU rhyme Nantucket and forget it.

[wombat2u2004]

LOL, YOU rhyme Nantucket and forget it.

So the trick is in the rhyme ????
Can we do one about Puck next time ????

[sparks19]

meh I was trying to come up with something clever to say....

but figured it was a waste since everyone already knows How I feel about the REAL puckstop

but nantucket and puck it rhyme... not a big stretch of the imagination. perhaps if you couldn't put those together poetry is not your forte.

I'm almost jealous of the obsession here

[lizbud]

So the trick is in the rhyme ????
Can we do one about Puck next time ????

I'll give it a go. Haven't written any poetry since high school, but I'll try.
The name is a bit of a drawback in rhyme, but it'll try to make it family friendly.

[sparks19]

this stupid thread... thanks a lot Ricahrd. there I sat in bed this morning for an hour thinking of all the words I could come up with that rhyme with Nantucket

time I could have spent sleeping lol

[Karen]

There once was a senator from Nantucket.
When it came to taxes he said, "Forget it".
He just cannot be trusted
for non-paid taxes he was busted.
And the payment? no, he won't buck it......

Well, maybe if he was FROM Nantucket ... but of course he was born in Brookline, has offices in Boston, Fall River and Springfield, MA - as well as Washington, DC. Boneheaded, sure - from Nantucket, no. Ask any Nantucket native - "Summer folks" are not real Nantucket people.

[Lady's Human]

Well, maybe if he was FROM Nantucket ... but of course he was born in Brookline, has offices in Boston, Fall River and Springfield, MA - as well as Washington, DC. Boneheaded, sure - from Nantucket, no. Ask any Nantucket native - "Summer folks" are not real Nantucket people.

1) He's not a Nantucket person. He doesn't make his living off of the ocean.

2) This Yacht falls under the same heading as his brownstone in Bahstin. Complete and total disconnect with reality. He bought it, and decided he didn't like the fire hydrant in from of it, and had the City of Bastin move it at their expense.

Just think, Sen. Kerry was almost our President!

[smokey the elder]

New York's primary is in September. The primary in 2001 was Sept. 11.

[lizbud]

Well, finished my poem, actually it a limerick, my first.

There once was a guy named puck
who went for a ride in his truck
got hopelessly stuck in the mire & muck
and missed bringing home a big buck
Just no luck, poor, poor puck

[Puckstop31]

I want my royalties.

[wombat2u2004]

Well, finished my poem, actually it a limerick, my first.

There once was a guy named puck
who went for a ride in his truck
got hopelessly stuck in the mire & muck
and missed bringing home a big buck
Just no luck, poor, poor puck

Brilliant !!!! Clap clap clap clap.

[RICHARD]

The senator could "park" in Nantucket.
When it came to taxes he said, "Forget it".
He just cannot be trusted
for non-paid taxes he was busted.
And the payment? no, he won't buck it......



Btw?

My prez ditched the 100th anniversary Jamoboree for the Boy Scouts to go hang with the hens from The View.