Funny stuff.
But absolutely NOT questions on the GED. I've spent the last few months helping a friend study for the GED and take the practice tests, and there are no questions on there even remotely in this format. Come on ... "Name the four seasons?" on a high school equivalency test? Maybe first grade.
I've seen quite a few of these before, in various joke emails.
"We give dogs the time we can spare, the space we can spare and the love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made" - M. Facklam
"We are raised to honor all the wrong explorers and discoverers - thieves planting flags, murderers carrying crosses. Let us at last praise the colonizers of dreams."- P.S. Beagle
"All that is gold does not glitter, Not all those who wander are lost; The old that is strong does not wither, Deep roots are not reached by the frost. From the ashes a fire shall be woken, A light from the shadows shall spring; Renewed shall be blade that was broken, The crownless again shall be king." - J.R.R. Tolkien
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