Quote Originally Posted by Lady's Human View Post
Puck, I broke a tooth on an "oatmeal cookie bar", but I'm not even going to TRY to eat a pack of MRE crackers without water. I've seen ugly, ugly results from the attempts.

I bet. But, as you know, E-2 Privates fresh out of AIT are gullilble little critters. Eager to impress and whatnot. LOL