Thursday #384 First day of Summer!

[Lady's Human]

We can pack the doggy bag, but don't worry about da orc. He's really harmless, as long as he doesn't get his hands on his remote, then he's mainly a danger to himself.

[Bonny]

Thanks Ladys Human. The sandwich is a first for me too.

[Lady's Human]

Hey, Barkeep......you're on Vacation!

NOW dammit, sit down with LOK and Lady, relax, and be a customer!

[Pinot's Mom]

Could I get one of those big iced teas, please? Just lemon...not in the mood for coffee this morning.

[Lady's Human]

How about we just fill a kiddie pool with iced tea and everyone can help themselves?

One iced tea! Done!

[RICHARD]

How about we just fill a kiddie pool with iced tea and everyone can help themselves?

One iced tea! Done!

Lawn chairs and giant straws....

DONE!

[Bonny]

Lady's Human, Before you sit down & enjoy your vacation could you pull out a cold bottle of Miller Lite. I am bushed! Big disappointment in the woods. The old dead elm trees that a good part of the nests were in are toppled down.

We found Orc under a tree he had cut down. He told us he was standing under it watching it as it came down on him. The dogs dug him out from under the fallen tree & licked his face with their tongues to get him cleaned up.

[RICHARD]

Hey, Barkeep......you're on Vacation!

NOW dammit, sit down with LOK and Lady, relax, and be a customer!

Sir, Yes sir....

Putting my feet up and..Oh hell give me a brush, may as well keep my hands busy........

Come here Lady and LOK, I got some brush for you!!!!

[Bonny]

Geez! Who is on vacation? Richard is it you? I have had to much sun & beer.

[Lady's Human]

Richard's on vaca.

In the meantime, we're all sorta tending the bar, and I'm going to open tomorrow morning.

Get yer puns ready......................

[Lady's Human]

In the meantime, one Miller Lite....

DONE!

(PS.....with or without lime?)