When last I saw Orc he was headed into the L+F with an ax. He grunted something about wood for winter and away he went.

I wash my hands, and the glasses, and I keep the bar polished, easier to slide drinks than hand 'em out.

No dancing on my bar, I don't want it broken!@

I don't cut electric cords, I keep gas powered yard tools. More fun that way, after all, you can't turbocharge an electric motor!