Quote Originally Posted by lizbud View Post
Forgot to give the link on Petraeus.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Petraeus


And to think he might not have been alive if this soldier's gun had found
a better target.
Chuck Norris would have taught the recruit how to use his rifle, then instructed said recruit on the care of his weapon, policed the used brass from the area, driven himself to the hospital after stopping to change his uniform and have a beer with boys.


Then he would have operated on himself....


I can barely get out of bed in the morning and he's doing pushups two days after being shot?
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About DP breaking his pelvis?


CN would have pushed the Earth out of orbit when he hit.