[Dear You. . .]

[Alysser]

Dear Apple,

Thank you for making amazing products that fix themselves, LITERALLY! I love my Ipod touch and was really upset when I thought it was broke, but thanks to a little help from MacForums and Itunes, it's as good as new! Such a simple fix

love,
a very satisfied customer!

[Cataholic]

Three types of Kongs, two types of Nyla bones, a frisbee, two squeekers, a huge stick, two tennis balls and some funky tennis ball thingy.

So, why the A/C cord? Why?

/s/ Foster Mom

[Cinder & Smoke]

Three types of Kongs,
two types of Nyla bones,
a frisbee,
two squeekers,
a huge stick,
two tennis balls and
some funky tennis ball thingy.

So, why the A/C cord? Why?

/s/ Foster Mom

Possible Answers:

* Because it was THERE
* Electric has a "stimulating" taste
* The KAT said to
* Somebody already *spit* on that other stuff
* Don't rush me ... I'm still thinkin ...

[Alysser]

Dear K,

What happened to you? I don't like the "new" you and I never will. The little respect I have for is dwindling now. I just don't get the major change you've had over the course of 1 year. It makes me sad to think what can happen to you in your last years of High School. You don't have the audacity to call me your Bffl anymore, I'm sorry I don't have the heart to tell you that, I guess I should soon. We always hated people like this in our lives, but now it's you..and I just don't get the 180 turn-around. I don't want to loose you, it kills me to think of that because of what we used to have. I never thought we'd have a falling out like this. It's not even about this one thing, although this has me a bit shocked...it's about the fact that you will start doing this all the time. You think it's ok to fool around with people when it's really not. I don't get it. What you did doesn't seem like a big deal to most but it is because to me, this isn't you. This was never you.. Maybe when you get the consequences of this, you will see. But for now, I guess you'll just live with this as your priority because I know that's all that matters to you anymore. Your dignity is gone. Know that I am not mad about this one thing, because I've known others who have done this before and it didn't seem like a big deal, but it's the fact that this is the highest priority you have in your life and the fact that you're turning into the same person you used to hate..

[Suki Wingy]

Dear Chocolate Cake,
I am going to eat you for breakfast. You are going to taste so good.
Sincerely,
Me

[Whisk_Luva]

Dear revision,

I can't focus on you. Please make yourself more interesting.

From,

Ellie

Dear Chocolate Cake,
I am going to eat you for breakfast. You are going to taste so good.
Sincerely,
Me

Dear Eva,

I am very jealous of your cakey breakfast. Now I want cake.

From a hungry Ellie

[Suki Wingy]

Dear Ellie,
It was sooooo rich it made my teeth hurt but it was good.
-Eva

Dear Mum,
I'm sorry for what I did to the dog even though you said no more hair dye. I was pretty sure you were joking but just in case, he now has a racing stripe and an arrow on his head like Avatar. Sorry!
-Your loving daughter

[Alysser]

Dear Summer,

Thank you for freeing me, FINALLY! This summer is going to be awesome

Love,
Alyssa

Dear Senior Year,

I am so ready for you!

Love, Alyssa

[Catty1]

Dear Julie:

I am so so sorry...I was ignorant.

I met you a few years ago, you were going through a rough time, then things got better. I had your phone number and never called.

Today I looked on Facebook - then, the internet.

You died last November in hospital. You were only 45.

I waited too long, Julie. Please forgive me. I hope you were at peace and pain free.

Candace

[Whisk_Luva]

Dear Photoshop CS5,
I think I might love you. I am going to be very upset when your free trial runs out in 30 days and I have to go back to CS4...
Love,
Ellie

Dear A,
Thanks for being there and listening to me when I needed it.. you are an awesome friend and don't you forget it!
Ellie

Dear S,
Thank you for being such an adorable little poser You made the photoshoot today so much fun!
From,
The crazy lady with the camera

Dear Eva,
I bet the cake was soooo worth the tooth ache
-Ellie

[Andie]

Dear God,

Are you putting together an army up there? Since Nov '08 you have taken 3 of the loudest, bossiest, drill sargent in training people I have ever loved. You took Uncle Tom too soon, you took G-ma too soon, and tonight you took Aunt Carol again too soon.

[cassiesmom]

Dear B.,

The gift you did give me, when you finally got around to it, was lame. I know I was supposed to be touched, because it was from you, and you collect those, and so you bought one for me; but I wasn't. You'd have been better off letting it go altogether.

Signed,
me

Dear B.,

It's now a year later. I bought you a gift, but I kept in mind what I received from you last year. We'll see what happens. I've lowered my expectations.

Signed,
me

[momcat]

You have always been a very reputable medical practice. Over the past several years I've been happy with the care I have received. But the letter I got from you has totally destroyed my confidence and trust in your office. How dare you put our medical records on some damn worthless computer! For the record, I will not complete that invasive form and I DO NOT CONSENT OR AGREE to having my information compromised to such an extent. Why were we not given a choice about this? When did you decide your patients are no longer human beings? By forcing this despicable act on us, you're putting personal and private information at a very serious risk. Don't insult my intelligence by giving me that bs line about security. Computer security is the ultimate oxymoron, there's no such thing! Any non functional, illiterate, incapable of thinking computer geek jerk-off can get it too easily. You might as well put it in the newspaper.
You owe each and every patient an apology for this betrayal of our right to privacy. Whoever came up with this insult needs to be fired immediately! This whole concept is just plain ignorant! I will not be back because of this.

[Karen]

Momcat, there are ways to keep computer data secure. Not every system is accessible from outside the building, unless they said they were going to put the information on the Internet, I would not worry about it.

[Louie and me]

Momcat - all my medical records are on computer and I'm thankful for that. If I were to be taken unconsious to the emergency department of the local hospital they could instantly pull up all my medical history, medications I am taking and any allergies I may have. If I see a specialist, they report back to my doctor via computer. This is especially important for my husband who has a number of life threatening medical conditions where time would be of the essence if there was an emergency.