I've Been Boo'd
I've been Frosted
Today is the oldest you've ever been, and the youngest you'll ever be again.
Eleanor Roosevelt
I am up there in age but I can't remember how far.
I really can't see what I look like anymore without my glasses & if I am lucky enough to find them so I can see.
I need a magnifying glass to pluck my eye brows or pull out a sliver
I can only chew on one side of my mouth because the top teeth hurt on the other side.
I find myself eating softer foods & actually apple sauce isn't to bad with a little cinnamon sprinkled on it.
I also find when I get up my knees creak
Large print isn't large enough for me to read anymore it needs to be LARGER THEN LARGE.
I have to be careful when I sneeze because I could pee my old lady bloomers up.
Everyday it is good to eat an apple or orange to stay regular
I really appreciate every sunrise knowing I made to another day. Life is good![]()
Bonny with your sense of humor you will NEVER be old.
I just came back from getting my hair cut, it looks so darn cute. I feel younger already.
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