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    I love you in 5 languages!




    English - I Love You

    French - Je T'aime

    Italian - Ti Amo

    Chinese - Wo Ai Nin

    Australian - Nice Butt, Get in the truck


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    Patient: "Doctor, I've broken my arm in two places!"
    Doctor: "Well then, stay out of those places."

    Doctor: "Nurse, what is the progress of the child who swallowed a dozen coins?"
    Nurse: "No change yet."

    A patient in the hospital noticed her doctor walking around the unit yelling, "Influenza! Pneumonia! Shingles! Pertussis! Tetanus! Diphtheria!" She asked the nurse the reason behind the doctor's words. The nurse explained, "Oh, the doctor likes to call the shots around here."
    Praying for peace in the Middle East, Ukraine, and around the world.

    I've been Boo'd ... right off the stage!

    Aaahh, I have been defrosted! Thank you, Bonny and Asiel!
    Brrrr, I've been Frosted! Thank you, Asiel and Pomtzu!


    "That's the power of kittens (and puppies too, of course): They can reduce us to quivering masses of Jell-O in about two seconds flat and make us like it. Good thing they don't have opposable thumbs or they'd surely have taken over the world by now." -- Paul Lukas

    "We consume our tomorrows fretting about our yesterdays." -- Persius, first century Roman poet

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