I give up.

[RICHARD]

Oh me!

I have a newspaper basket by the TV. I gather the papers there, so if I need to reference a story I can find it. The basket gets emptied the day before trash day.

Ed goes to the hallway to throwup and the basket is within arm's reach.

I had grabbed the newspaper from that basket and managed to get a section to catch the vomit.

I just threw out the paper, maybe the glasses fell in there?

Nope.


I walked over to the fireplace where I threw the puked-on paper.

There, up against the little fireplace shovel tool, were my glasses.

In the commotion - and before I got to sit down and recover?

I bent over and because I was laughing so hard, they must have fallen off of my head!



Thanks for the prayers, they worked!

[happylabs]

Oh my. I am so blind that if I laid my glasses down and forgot where I put them I would be in real trouble! Glad you found them. I hate cat puke.

Randi...I know what you mean...non-pet owners/lovers have no interest in talking about such things. What is wrong with them?!?

[katladyd]

Mac is my pukemeister. I hate it when he pukes in the middle of the night and I step in cold, sticky, cat puke when I get up in the morning. Yep, Mac manages to puke somewhere between my bed and the bathroom everytime. I think he plans it.

[Randi]

Isn't that true... they have to puke ON A CARPET - and definately right in the middle of the path from the bedroom to where they KNOW YOU'RE HEADING! But don't we just LOVE them!

[momoffuzzyfaces]

yep, there's nothing like cold cat puke between your toes in the middle of the night!!!

[happylabs]

yep, there's nothing like cold cat puke between your toes in the middle of the night!!!

Oh yea. And if it is there somewhere on the floor, my bare feet will always find it!

[catmandu]

That happens to me all that time Richard as I mithings or lose keys, receipts and even a bag of Cat Food.
I had to take two buses back, but thankfully it was there at the bus stop.
And after all that My Found Cats wouldnt eat the stuff!!!

We are glad that you found your glasses!!

[Scooter's Mom]

yep, there's nothing like cold cat puke between your toes in the middle of the night!!!

Yep, I can think of ONE thing.
WARM cat puke in between your toes.

Eewwwww.

[katladyd]

Yep, I can think of ONE thing.
WARM cat puke in between your toes.

Eewwwww.

Urka, Urka, Urka!

[krazyaboutkatz]

Storm will actually let out a cry before he throws up so sometimes I have time to put something under him or to move him into the kitchen. Sky tends to be my scarf and barf kitty so if he eats too much too fast it'll come back up within minutes after eating. Ziggy just explodes when she barfs so there's no warning at all. Luckily Pearl rarely barfs because she usually doesn't even finish her food. I just blot it up with paper towels and then I use Simple Solution which contains enzymes in it. My new carpet is also very easy to clean.

[RICHARD]

My new carpet is also very easy to clean.

The key word in that sentence is NEW!

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Rosanne Barr used to do a standup routine about-I think it was drinking milk out of the carton...

It went something like this......


The first time she observed it happening?

DON'T Drink out of the carton.

Second time?

Don't drink out of the...

Third?

Don't drink out of.....

Fourth?

Don't drink....

Fifth....


Don't....


Sixth time?

MEH!


KAK,

As time goes on your reaction to a puke-a-palooza will slow?