NASCAR, I've had it.
I flipped over to see the opening of the Coke 600............to see the A-team (Being ever so seriously introduced by the Hair as a Special forces unit wrongfully accused ....blah blah blah )bringing the green flag into the track. In the past it's been done by military units, especially on Memorial day and 4th of July.
You can throw a rock in damned near any direction from Charlotte, NC and hit a military base of some sort.
And they have the A-team bringing the flag in?
Gimme a break.
The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.
Do you want slap or punch? I'll go with whatever is left.
Oh and the FORT BRAGG FIRING SQUAD?
hmmmmmmm...
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MY only concesstion to Kyle Busch is the cat helmet in the commercial, it makes me want to buy a motorcycle and paint my helmet like that.
Pulling up to people at a stop sign would be nuclear, god, I'd have fun with that.
Do you think NASCAR might take the hint?
Look at all the empty seats.........in turn 4.......
Nah, they're as tone deaf as Ford and Congress.
The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.
You have to remember that it's just the same as the lobbyist in the U.S. capitol!
Who ever writes the biggest check?
When Mark Martin was riding around in the VIAGRA car, I wasn't thrilled about that, even tho my nickname is DICK!
Who has been turned away from sponsoring a car?
High Times magazine? Penthouse? Old English 800?
BP? Ain't gonna happen.
I laughed at the Playboy car that made the rounds a few years ago.
I bet the Michigan Militia 400 would happen if there was enough money tossed around.
If you want to talk about sports heartbreak?
Root for the Oakland Raiders.
LOLOLOLOLOL, I just spit on myself.
NASCAR, above all else, is a marketing company.
If you're a prospective advertiser, and you look into the stands and see empty seats week after week, what's that tell you about the value of your advertising dollar?
Bristol didn't sell out for the first time in decades.
Empty seats at Dover.
NASCAR, wake up. You've lost the base, so to speak.
Last edited by Lady's Human; 05-30-2010 at 11:13 PM.
The one eyed man in the kingdom of the blind wasn't king, he was stoned for seeing light.
Finally a good finish! Thank you Stock Car Jesus! Gimme 5!
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