Nascar 2010

[RICHARD]

I was too early with my Jim Nabors quote, I stand corrected.

Ashley Judd? Dude, stay off the track.

A funny story about the "milk".

One winner said that the worst part about the traditional milk moment?

In the heat the milk dries and starts to stink. You are moving around celebrating and you smell rotten milk.

Free white plastic bags to carry your purchases out to the car at Target, All day tomorrow.

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What is worse, Danica Patrick the witch?

Or Danica Patrick trying to polish turds?

I call BS on Danica Patrick.

A whole truckload.


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Did anyone see Ashley Judd slide off the Corvette?

No she didn't fall.

[momoffuzzyfaces]

When did they start that side by side crap to sneak commercials in on us during the race? I really hated that!!! It wouldn't be so bad if they put the race in the bigger section and the commercial in the smaller section. Made me want to slap someone!!!

[RICHARD]

When did they start that side by side crap to sneak commercials in on us during the race? I really hated that!!! It wouldn't be so bad if they put the race in the bigger section and the commercial in the smaller section. Made me want to slap someone!!!

You slap, I'll punch.

The 500 isn't the 500 anymore.

And those stupid Go Daddy commercials.

Content not rated!

morons.

[Lady's Human]

NASCAR, I've had it.

I flipped over to see the opening of the Coke 600............to see the A-team (Being ever so seriously introduced by the Hair as a Special forces unit wrongfully accused ....blah blah blah )bringing the green flag into the track. In the past it's been done by military units, especially on Memorial day and 4th of July.

You can throw a rock in damned near any direction from Charlotte, NC and hit a military base of some sort.

And they have the A-team bringing the flag in?

Gimme a break.

[RICHARD]

And they have the A-team bringing the flag in?

Gimme a break.

Do you want slap or punch? I'll go with whatever is left.

Oh and the FORT BRAGG FIRING SQUAD?
hmmmmmmm...

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MY only concesstion to Kyle Busch is the cat helmet in the commercial, it makes me want to buy a motorcycle and paint my helmet like that.

Pulling up to people at a stop sign would be nuclear, god, I'd have fun with that.

[Lady's Human]

Do you think NASCAR might take the hint?

Look at all the empty seats.........in turn 4.......


Nah, they're as tone deaf as Ford and Congress.

[RICHARD]

Do you think NASCAR might take the hint?

Look at all the empty seats.........in turn 4.......


Nah, they're as tone deaf as Ford and Congress.

You have to remember that it's just the same as the lobbyist in the U.S. capitol!

Who ever writes the biggest check?

When Mark Martin was riding around in the VIAGRA car, I wasn't thrilled about that, even tho my nickname is DICK!


Who has been turned away from sponsoring a car?

High Times magazine? Penthouse? Old English 800?

BP? Ain't gonna happen.

I laughed at the Playboy car that made the rounds a few years ago.

I bet the Michigan Militia 400 would happen if there was enough money tossed around.

If you want to talk about sports heartbreak?

Root for the Oakland Raiders.


LOLOLOLOLOL, I just spit on myself.