lol

If someone calls your office and asks to speak with Dick, don’t say "do you know his last name? There are a lot of dicks who work here," at least not when your boss is within hearing range and has a mouth full of coffee. #LFMF
Submitted by: Julie via Submit Page
When the TSA agent at the airport asks if you are a US Citizen, do not reply,"What happens if I say I’m not?". They will show you, very clearly. #LFMF
Submitted by: Little Room via Submit Page
If that fancy new cheese you bought seems unnaturally chewy, check to see if the waxed paper backing is still on it. #LFMF
Submitted by: Bill E Goat via Submit Page
When your husband (Ex now)says he likes your thongs, make sure he means on you. Because when you walk in and see him trying them on, you’ll never wear them again. #LFMF
Submitted by: Traumatized via Submit Page