I used to teach high school English, fortunately before all of this computer and technology nonsense started. This "techno-speak" is one reason why I detest computers so much. PT is the only website I ever go to. But here and on my e-mail, if someone can't be bothered to express themselves properly I can't be bothered to waste my time reading it. Immediate delete!

This got a few giggles, especially the one about the baby.