[Dear You. . .]

[ILoveMyAbbyGirl]

Dear me,

Why do you have to be such a procrastinator? It has been weeks since the CNA class has ended and you have yet to take the test, much less study!! You keep whining about not getting hours at your current job, so why not get off your butt and go study!! You better schedule an appointment for the test tomorrow. No more procrastinating and get to it.

Very annoyed about your laziness,

Me

Do it! I just took my test and now I am state certified. You'll feel much better once it's over.

[Suki Wingy]

Dear Fields And Fences,
I sure hope to god you're hiring. I've always thought you'd be since I've heard you're a "lesson factory" and since you hired that particular person I knew way back from my very first barn. I know you liked me. I did a fine job cleaning when I did that to get my lessons for free. I've got excellent resources. One of your old employees can personally vouch for me. I've also got references from Wisconsin and Wales. Well, anyway, I've left you a message and if I don't get a call soon I'm going to keep calling until I get a person to talk with.
Love from,
Me

[k9krazee]

Dear Universe,

Please make it April 20th already. I'm not sure how much longer I can deal with a stressed out boyfriend. I'm going batty and it's only Tuesday.

(He has his final Graphic Design portfolio review coming up, so needs to have all of his projects complete and perfect. I will never understand how you can work on a project ALL SEMESTER or for the last YEAR and still be stressed out the week before it's all due. )

Love,
Me

Dear Phone Charger,
Come out come out wherever you are! I need you!!!! Between stressed out boyfriend and no phone I'm slowly going crazy. Plus, I'm supposed to be getting a call for an interview from the company I took a test for last week. I have no idea where it went.

Clueless,
Me

Dear Boyfriend,

I hope you're still alive. You haven't answered any of my emails and you're not on AIM. Which is SO unlike you.

[Suki Wingy]

Accio Ashley's phone charger!


Did that work?

[k9krazee]

Accio Ashley's phone charger!


Did that work?

YES! It magically appeared yesterday and now I know why! Haha, Thanks!!

[smokey the elder]

Dear K,

Quit bellyachin' about your petty work drama. I have a friend who may be dying of cancer, and our rescue group is imploding, so I don't need to hear it.

[Suki Wingy]

Dear Fields and Fences,
You were my last hope.
No love,
Me


Dear Walgreens,
I hated you so much when I was 16. Now that I am older, please give me the mundane and boring job I so need now.
Hopefully yours,
Me.

[Whisk_Luva]

Dear you,

What makes you any different? Can't you see that this is how it starts?

Me

[Roxyluvsme13]

Dear UT,

Why are you making financial aid and applying for loans so confoosing?!! And why is student orientation $115?! Whatever could possibly cost so much for us staying one night and you feeding us?

Love,
Bri

[cassiesmom]

Dear C, I heard you're car shopping. Couldn't take having someone else's Lexus parked in front of your house, huh?

Angrily,
elyse

[Louie and me]

Dear God:
Everyone says that you never give people more than they can handle but I still wonder why you have me trying to handle and care for an emotionally troubled husband and a crippled geriactic dog at the same time. The loss of sleep and stress of one sometimes makes me impatient and that sets the other one off in a tail spin. I love them both to death but could you please give me a break and send some pain relief to one and empathy to the other.
I know with all the troubles in the world my troubles are insignificant but I'm drowning here and could really use some help.

[Karen]

Dear God:
Everyone says that you never give people more than they can handle but I still wonder why you have me trying to handle and care for an emotionally troubled husband and a crippled geriactic dog at the same time. The loss of sleep and stress of one sometimes makes me impatient and that sets the other one off in a tail spin. I love them both to death but could you please give me a break and send some pain relief to one and empathy to the other.
I know with all the troubles in the world my troubles are insignificant but I'm drowning here and could really use some help.

You will be in our prayers, dear.

[wombat2u2004]

Dear Paul.
I'm sorry I wasn't there to say goodbye to you on Sunday old mate, but I was just informed of your passing at tonights meeting. I know you are in a better place now, probably sitting around having a beer with your mates, you deserve that. Make the best of it up top Paul, just like you did down here, and have a good rest my friend.
I'll say goodbye to you proper on Thursday, when we will give you our final farewell, and I'll wear my medals in honour of an old digger gone.
Don't worry about Rosemary now, you know we will all look out for her, she'll be right mate.
Missing our chats,
Browny

[cassiesmom]

Dear C, I heard you're car shopping. Couldn't take having someone else's Lexus parked in front of your house, huh?

Angrily,
elyse

Dear C, I heard you couldn't get financing. What are you going to do now? Stop taking advantage of you know who.

Still angry,
me