Dear Hubby,

When you make a mess please pick up after yourself! You say you are a clean person, but i have my doubts. P.S. just so you don't forget, I love you!

With Love,

Your wife

Dear Neighbor,

PLEASE don't let your dog sit out in the morning (or ever) and bark for hours! It is very annoying and rude! Thank you!

Sincerely,
Your Unhappy Neighbor