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Don’t marry a woman whose Italian father owns a "construction company" in New Jersey if you have tendency to ask invasive questions like "why would anyone in their right mind pay you in cash" #LFMF

Submitted by: not the favorite son-in-law via Submit Page
"all the beer you can drink" is not a challenge… #LFMF
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When attempting to light a gas fire pit, do NOT lean over it to listen for gas. Yes, it is on. Yes, that "Burnt Hair" smell stays for about a week. #LFMF
Chocolate Milk does NOT make Chocolate Cottage Cheese. #LFMF
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Before flying into school and making a huge scene about a teacher writing "retard" in your son’s school book, check it was not a French school book and the teacher was pointing out, in French, that the homework was late. #LFMF
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