Hi Pinot,
I am shocked at what you've posted recently! Meowmie often tells me how nice your purrents are and how they take extraordinary care of you. You were not fed? You didn't get the attention you deserve? You had to climb up trees? We need to talk. I know how busy you are with our upcoming Catmobile trip, but call me on my cell phone as soon as you can. Maybe during the day when our hoomins are at work.

Your friend,
Groucho the Lawyer
Practice Limited to Kitty Krimes and Aboose