My pastor told this joke this morning as part of the opening to his sermon on how Easter changes one's life...

A family from a very rural area are visiting a big city for the first time.

The father and son are in the hotel lobby, when they notice the gleaming bank of elevators.

"What's that, Pop?" the boy asks.

"I've never seen anything like that in my life," answers the father.

Seconds later an old, frail woman walks in the hotel door and hobbles to the elevator. She presses the button with her cane, waits for the doors to open and gets in.

The father and son, still amazed by this contraption, continue to watch.

They hear a ping noise and the doors open again. Out steps a gorgeous, smartly dressed young woman.

The father looks at his son and says, "Son, go get your mom!"